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Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, and a dark...
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If Columbus had an advisory committee he would probably still be at the dock.
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My heart is wax moulded as she pleases, but enduring as marble to retain.
Quote #2044
Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.
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Painting is silent poetry, and poetry is painting with the gift of speech.
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The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying...
Quote #8179
Our critics are our friends; they show us our faults.
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The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to permit the conquered...
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Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
Quote #13881
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in...