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When you meet the president, you ask yourself, How did it ever occur to...
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In addition to my other numerous acquaintances, I have one more intimate confidant. My...
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I remember we were all horrified to see Grandpa up on the roof with...
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People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.
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Charlie Dad, how can you hate The Colonel Stuart Because he puts an addictive...
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A stupid man’s report of what a clever man says can never be accurate,...
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A great disaster is a symbol to us to remember all the big things...