Quote #28133
You know one thing that will really make a woman mad Just run up...
Quote #1065
Start slow and taper off.
Quote #21610
A healthy male adult bore consumes each year one and a half times his...
Quote #19804
The right to swing my fist ends where the other man’s nose begins.
Quote #28925
Live all you can – it’s a mistake not to. It doesn’t so much...
Quote #29743
You must accept the truth from whatever source it comes.
Quote #2954
Our Constitution protects aliens, drunks, and U.S. senators.
Quote #29249
Life can only be understood backward, but it must be lived forward.
Quote #1112
Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
Quote #959
When I was one-and-twenty, I heard a wise man say, Give pounds and crowns...