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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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Your purpose in relationships is simply to be your best self, regardless of the...
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The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
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Blessed is he who has has learned to laugh at himself for he shall...
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My way of joking is to tell the truth. It’s the funniest joke in...
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The perfect host requires the perfect parasite.
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One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one...
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When words leave off, music begins.
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A great memory is never made synonymous with wisdom, any more than a dictionary...
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Our limitations and success will be based, most often, on your own expectations for...