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You wake up in the morning, and your purse is magically filled with twenty-four...
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I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
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The superfluous is very necessary.
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With Congress, every time they make a joke it’s a law, and every time...
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An apprentice carpenter may want only a hammer and saw, but a master craftsman...
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The inherent vice of capitalism is the unequal sharing of blessings the inherent virtue...
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But friendship is precious, not only in the shade, but in the sunshine of...
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A man cannot be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
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The only unnatural sexual act is that which you cannot perform.
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The principle goal of education is to create men who are capable of doing...