Quote #7896
Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.
Quote #14105
Never underestimate the power of the irate customer.
Quote #26825
They tell you that you’ll lose your mind when you grow older. What they...
Quote #490
The main difference between men and women is that men are lunatics and women...
Quote #5661
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency.
Quote #18287
Happiness includes chiefly the idea of satisfaction after full honest effort. No one can...
Quote #8927
Only the hand that erases can write the true thing.
Quote #6869
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Quote #10454
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig, then suddenly he turns...
Quote #10687
I have no help to send, therefore I must go myself.