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It is the saying of an ancient sage that humor was the only test...
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It would be nice if the Food and Drug Administration stopped issuing warnings about...
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A misery is not to be measure from the nature of the evil, but...
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Reputations are created every day and every minute.
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Consider that this day ne’er dawns again.
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May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house.
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At least when I was govenor, cocaine was expensive.
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An ounce of loyalty is worth a pound of cleverness.
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At the end of our time on earth, if we have lived fully, we...