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Gain a modest reputation for being unreliable and you will never be asked to...
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By mid-November I always like to have an extra 15 pounds on me.
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To any intelligent being, there is no emotion more important than hope. Individually or...
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Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time...
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The innocence of the intention abates nothing of the mischief of the example.
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Mistakes are a part of being human. Appreciate your mistakes for what they are...
Quote #19164
Some authors should be paid by the quantity NOT written.
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It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
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God is not in need of anything, but all things are in need of...