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When Jesus Christ utters a word, He opens His mouth so wide that it...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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I will be correspondent to command, And do my spiriting gently.
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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There is no free lunch.
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Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are.
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(i do not know what it is about you that closes and opens; only...
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What I give form to in daylight is only one per cent of what...
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I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, “Get...
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Watch out for the fellow who talks about putting things in order Putting things...