Quote #27809
Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric....
Quote #24590
My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #34182
Never make a defense or an apology until you are accused.
Quote #21940
Ability may get you to the top, but it takes character to keep you...
Quote #27045
Once upon a time there was an old country, wrapped up in habit and...
Quote #17738
God give me strength to face a fact though it slay me.
Quote #33942
Know’st thou the land where the lemon-trees bloom, Where the gold orange glows in...
Quote #13508
The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.
Quote #2536
A pessimist thinks everybody is as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
Quote #5606
A satirist is a man who discovers unpleasant things about himself and then says...