Quote #3191
If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea,...
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The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #17373
Old age, believe me, is a good and pleasant thing. It is true you...
Quote #20738
We have really everything in common with America nowadays except, of course, language.
Quote #2776
When women kiss, it always reminds me of prizefighters shaking hands.
Quote #28957
Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life...
Quote #20931
Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more, Or close the wall up...
Quote #12975
There are only two mistakes one can make along the road to truth; not...
Quote #18314
I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers.
Quote #2149
I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.