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I stopped believing in Santa Claus at age six when my mother took me...
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You have to eat the first piece of candy Before you can eat the...
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Comfort ye, my people speak ye peace, thus saith our God. Comfort those who...
Quote #259
Death is a very dull, dreary affair, and my advice to you is to...
Quote #25798
There is only one step from the sublime to the ridiculous.
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A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
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In Italy for thirty years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder and...
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Never enter into dispute or argument with another. I never yet saw an instance...
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Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow.
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If all men knew what each said of the other, there would not be...