Quote #15709
There is a noble manner of being poor and who does not know it...
Quote #8315
Ah! the clock is always slow; It is later than you think.
Quote #30962
An ass is but an ass, though laden with gold.
Quote #1780
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Quote #22992
Many a man has finally succeeded only because he has failed after repeated efforts....
Quote #3548
Stay away from needle drugs. Richard Nixon is the only dope worth shooting.
Quote #17037
After enlightenment, the laundry.
Quote #6017
Censorship, like charity, should begin at home, but unlike charity, it should end there.
Quote #33767
Sometimes love will pick you up by the short hairs…and jerk the heck out...
Quote #30594
Life is like a bicycle you don’t fall off unless you stop pedaling.