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Education is the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or...
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If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there’d be a shortage...
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But when you start disagreeing with the answers, you’ve got a problem.
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The notes I handle no better than many pianists. But the pauses between the...
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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My music is best understood by children and animals.
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I would rather be a coward than brave because people hurt you when you...
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There is no accident so disastrous that a clever man cannot derive some profit...
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I have no need of your God-damned sympathy. I only wish to be entertained...
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He who would leap high must take a long run.