Quote #3604
No poor bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won...
Quote #27163
To live is so startling it leaves little time for anything else.
Quote #19305
The mind of man is capable of anything–because everything is in it, all the...
Quote #16882
They say the cows laid out Boston. Well, there are worse surveyors.
Quote #2973
The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents and the last...
Quote #21073
If the Phone Doesn’t Ring, It’s Me
Quote #33225
A guidance counselor who has made a fetish of security, or who has unwittingly...
Quote #681
One of the keys to happiness is a bad memory.
Quote #19341
I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started...
Quote #1461
Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper.