Quote #6761
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all of your time.
Quote #18478
When you have got an elephant by the hind leg, and he is trying...
Quote #9178
I was going to sue for defamation of character, but then I realised I...
Quote #24100
The way to procure insults is to submit to them a man meets with...
Quote #8305
When you strike at a king, you must kill him.
Quote #5164
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
Quote #18401
Popular opinions, on subjects not palpable to sense, are often true, but seldom or...
Quote #9424
The best of us must sometimes eat our words.
Quote #22559
No news at 430 a.m. is good.
Quote #34590
You can pray for someone even if you dont think God exists.