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It’s true that every time you hear a bell, an angel gets his wings....
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History is, strictly speaking, the study of questions the study of answers belongs to...
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One’s prime is elusive. You little girls, when you grow up, must be on...
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To write simply is as difficult as to be good.
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Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
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Enjoy things which are pleasant; that is not the evil: it is the reducing...
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You cannot eat your cake and have your cake.
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Soar, eat ether, see what has never been seen; depart, be lost, but climb.
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The lady doth protest too much, methinks.
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Frank Wilma, I promise you whatever scum did this, not one man on this...