Quote #2639
The only way to reform some people is to chloroform them.
Quote #20470
The most I can do for my friend is simply be his friend.
Quote #1533
There are new words now that excuse everybody. Give me the good old days...
Quote #3876
Happiness makes up in height for what it lacks in length.
Quote #6695
If men were angels, no government would be necessary.
Quote #20818
This fellow’s wise enough to play the fool, And to do that well craves...
Quote #4705
I say, thou mad March hare.
Quote #5119
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere...
Quote #27505
If the King’s English was good enough for Jesus, it’s good enough for me
Quote #939
Many, if not all, of my presidential opponents are certifiable idiots.