Quote #28278
If I ever become a mummy, I’m going to have it so when somebody...
Quote #20777
Realize that if you have time to whine and complain about something then you...
Quote #33144
(Speaking about Satchel Paige’s pitching)It starts out like a baseball and when it gets...
Quote #30074
I don’t want to spend the next two years in Holiday Inns.
Quote #13549
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and...
Quote #6315
Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
Quote #3332
I personally think we developed language because of our deep need to complain.
Quote #19112
We see but dimly through the mists and vapors Amid these earthly damps What...
Quote #30458
There is one certain means by which I can be sure never to see...
Quote #14470
People are the common denominator of progress. So… no improvement is possible with unimproved...