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Fight for your opinions, but do not believe that they contain the whole truth,...
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When I am attacked by gloomy thoughts, nothing helps me so much as running...
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Believe nothing against another but on good authority and never report what may hurt...
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Opera is when a guy gets stabbed in the back and, instead of bleeding,...
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Close friends love you for who you are, not what they want you to...
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Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamppost...
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You’re born naked, the rest is drag.
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We choose to go to the Moon in this decade and do the other...
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Charlie You know, Scotland has its own martial arts. Yeah, it’s called F-You. It’s...