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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the...
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If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the ‘up’ button.
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If you’re never scared or embarrassed or hurt, it means you never take any...
Quote #16192
The secret of success is to do all you can do without thought of...
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The stupidity of people comes from having an answer to everything. The wisdom of...
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The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is for good men to...
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Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it.
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The gods help them that help themselves.
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Never lend books – nobody ever returns them; the only books I have in...
Quote #29613
The proper function of man is to live – not to exist.