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If you don’t like the president, it costs you 90 bucks to fly to...
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A humorist is a fellow who realizes, first, that he is no better than...
Quote #6238
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
Quote #1422
One must know oneself, if this does not serve to discover truth, it at...
Quote #8587
In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king. [In regione caecorum...
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I may not be where I want to be, But thank God I’m not...
Quote #3444
Show my head to the people, it is worth seeing.
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No matter how much the cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of...
Quote #27761
Once you get people laughing, they’re listening and you can tell them almost anything.
Quote #6885
Far better to think historically, to remember the lessons of the past. Thus, far...