Quote #22204
The man who trims himself to suit everybody will soon whittle himself away.
Quote #3834
Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
Quote #10476
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real life, I...
Quote #15703
The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
Quote #20111
Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the...
Quote #4968
Pray you now, forget and forgive.
Quote #28071
In order to find a good quotation in a dictionary of humorous quotations, I...
Quote #15416
The course of life in unpredictable, no one can write his autobiography in advance.
Quote #33262
It is better to be prepared for an opportunity and not have one than...