Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28248 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
W. C. Fields Quote #3943 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 I never vote for anyone; I always vote against.
Otto von Bismarck Quote #11587 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Show me an objective worthy of war and I will go along with you.
Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria Quote #4626 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 A liar should have a good memory.
Henry David Thoreau Quote #20421 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 The true harvest of my daily life is somewhat as intangible And indescribably as...
Aesop Quote #21020 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Better beans and bacon in peace than cakes and ale in fear.
Plutarch Quote #19751 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 An old doting fool, with one foot already in the grave.
Hunter S. Thompson Quote #10848 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.