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Politics is the art of preventing people from taking part in affairs which properly...
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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense.
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Tact is the art of making a point without making an enemy.
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One never learns by success. Success is the plateau that one rests upon to...
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Action is eloquence.
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To be what we are, and to become what we are capable of becoming,...
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Time is money.
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We are each of us angels with only one wing. And we can only...
Quote #2401
Obscenity is what happens to shock some elderly and ignorant magistrate.