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History is bunk.
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To be amused by what you read–that is the great spring of happy quotations.
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Adulthood is the ever-shrinking period between childhood and old age. It is the apparent...
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He’s so slow that he takes an hour and a half to watch 60...
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Cowardice asks the question – is it safe? Expediency asks the question – is...
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The really happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery when on a...
Quote #14586
Paradise is exactly like where you are right now… only much, much better.
Quote #24030
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
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The most difficult thing in the world is to know how to do a...
Quote #3271
It is a curious thing … that every creed promises a paradise which will...