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Those that think it permissible to tell white lies soon grow color blind.
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Their silence is sufficient praise.
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Self-pity gets you nowhere. One must have the adventurous daring to accept oneself as...
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It is impossible to better yourself if you do not know what it means...
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The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
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The substance of the eminent Socialist gentleman’s speech is that making a profit is...
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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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The same stream of life that runs through my veins night and day runs...