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All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a...
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Do not wait for the last judgment. It takes place every day.
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The Pope! How many divisions has _he_ got ?
Quote #4875
This is the short and the long of it.
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Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards.
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In a full heart there is room for everything, and in an empty heart...
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An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the...
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Every man … should periodically be compelled to listen to opinions which are infuriating...
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If Darwin’s theory of evolution was correct, cats would be able to operate a...
Quote #20942
Life is as tedious as a twice-told tale Vexing the dull ear of a...