Quote #7054
The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts, therefore guard...
Quote #3875
Keeping your clothes well pressed will keep you from looking hard pressed.
Quote #791
Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else.
Quote #33858
When you travel, remember that a foreign country is not designed to make you...
Quote #27465
I am only one, But still I am one. I cannot do everything, But...
Quote #19641
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it’s just the opposite.
Quote #5857
I want to live my life so that my nights are not full of...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #31944
Assault weapons’ menacing looks, coupled with the public’s confusion over fully-automatic machine guns versus...
Quote #9227
I never seek to defeat the man I am fighting, I seek to defeat...