Quote #28402
Just because swans mate for life, I don’t think it’s that big of a...
Quote #18346
Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering – and it’s all over much...
Quote #13198
…people are by nature fickle, and it is easy to persuade them of something,...
Quote #17693
Problems do not go away. They must be worked through or else they remain,...
Quote #30996
Sit quiety, doing nothing, spring comes, and the grass grows by itself.
Quote #2960
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
Quote #26826
The man who rolls up his sleeves seldom loses his shirt.
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Every man ought to be supposed a knave, and to have no other end,...
Quote #9957
Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
Quote #19607
Judge Smails It’s easy to grin When your ship comes in And you’ve got...