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My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a...
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Don’t put too fine a point to your wit for fear it should get...
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A person reveals his character by nothing so clearly as the joke he resents.
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It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when...
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Howard Hughes was able to afford the luxury of madness, like a man who...
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Just take the ball and throw it where you want to. Throw strikes. Home...
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I thank God I am as honest as any man living that is an...
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Finishing a book is just like you took a child out in the back...
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Chance is always powerful. Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where...
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The world is round; it has no point.