Quote #7717
Assume a virtue, if you have it not.
Quote #14588
I do not fear computers. I fear the lack of them.
Quote #25274
The best audience is intelligent, well-educated, and a little drunk.
Quote #213
Consistency is contrary to nature, contrary to life. The only completely consistent people are...
Quote #26444
Faith in tomorrow, instead of Christ, is Satan’s nurse for man’s perdition.
Quote #333
If a word in the dictionary were mispelled, how would we know?
Quote #22259
Friendship often ends in love but love in friendship–never.
Quote #2097
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
Quote #27502
Life is a series of little deaths out of which life always returns.
Quote #1465
Vegetarianism is harmless enough, though it is apt to fill a man with wind...