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Nursing Home Orderly You can trouble me for a warm glass of shut-the-hell-up. Now,...
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War is much too serious a matter to be entrusted to the military.
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The true mystery of the world is the visible, not the invisible.
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Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just...
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A man who gives his children habits of industry provides for them better than...
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The politician is an acrobat he keeps his balance by doing the opposite of...
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The mellow sweetness of pumpkin pie off a prison spoon is something you will...
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Life improves slowly and goes wrong fast, and only catastrophe is clearly visible.
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The discovery of a new dish does more for human happiness than he discovery...
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I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...