Quote #6972
Such praise coming from so degraded a source, was degrading to me, its recipient.
Quote #6893
Pray as if everything depended upon God and work as if everything depended upon...
Quote #11731
Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
Quote #1681
The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance – it is the illusion of...
Quote #27590
Nothing more dangerous than a friend without discretion even a prudent enemy is preferable.
Quote #6869
To make pleasures pleasant, shorten them.
Quote #8774
When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
Quote #1019
Remember folks. Street lights timed for 35 mph are also timed for 70 mph.
Quote #16089
Most men would feel insulted if it were proposed to employ them in throwing...
Quote #827
God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh.