Quote #28320
If life deals you lemons, why not go kill someone with the lemons (maybe...
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Indifference is the strongest force in the universe. It makes everything it touches meaningless....
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No doubt Jack the Ripper excused himself on the grounds that it was human...
Quote #30035
Other people may not have high expectations of me, But I have high expectations...
Quote #27447
I used to think that the Civil War was our country’s greatest tragedy, but...
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The crime of suicide lies in its disregard for the feelings of those whom...
Quote #25187
The conformation of his mind was such that whatever was little seemed to him...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
Quote #23883
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
Quote #21659
Mike Look, we’re gonna spend half the night driving around the Hills looking for...