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God gives us our relatives–thank God he lets us choose our friends.
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America’s abundance was not created by public sacrifices to the common good, but by...
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The human brain is like a railroad freight car — guaranteed to have a...
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God’s people have no assurances that the dark experiences of life will be held...
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I loved you in the morning, our kisses deep and warm, your hair upon...