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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
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There are two things to aim at in life first, to get what you...
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Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to...
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The one function TV news performs very well is that when there is no...
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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All the time a person is a child he is both a child and...
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Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.
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So I’m ugly. I never saw anyone hit with his face.
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If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant if we...
Quote #21132
Our task is not to fix the blame for the past, but to fix...