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We choose our joys and sorrows long before we experience them.
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Happy If I saw myself dressed like that, I’d have to kick my own...
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A groundless rumor often covers a lot of ground.
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America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it...
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Hell, we spent $200 Billion to get a scared guy who needed a shave...
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I get plenty of exercise carrying the coffins of my friends who exercise.
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If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have...
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Revolution is not a onetime event.
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Love can never give too much, But those of us who love Can give...
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What keeps you going isn’t some fine destination but just the road you’re on,...