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Advertising may be described as the science of arresting the human intelligence long enough...
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Nowadays a citizen can hardly distinguish between a tax and a fine, except that...
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You add insult to injury.
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I feel sure that no girl would go to the altar if she knew...
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Most people my age are dead at the present time.
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I prefer my oysters fried That way I know my oysters died.
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Making the decision to have a child–it’s momentous. It is to decide forever to...
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If you think you can do a thing or think you can’t do a...
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Never judge a book by its movie.
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Who can tell who will be the President a year from now? — John...