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My girlfriend sleeps in a queen-sized bed and I sleep in a court jester-sized...
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What I like in a good author is not what he says but what...
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Make sure you have finished speaking before your audience has finished listening.
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Ridicule is the first and last argument of fools.
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Better by far you should forget and smile than that you should remember and...
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Did you know that every two hours the nations of this world spend as...
Quote #10656
If there?s one thing I know it?s God does love a good joke.
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There is no chance, no destiny, no fate, that can circumvent or hinder or...
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It is not good to be too free. It is not good to have...
Quote #1328
Promises that you make to yourself are often like the Japanese plum tree –...