Quote #10429
There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in...
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Anyone that’s ever had their kitchen done over knows that it never gets done...
Quote #19345
Rumor travels faster, but it don’t stay put as long as truth.
Quote #21799
I have always said that if I were a rich man I would employ...
Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
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To be good, according to the vulgar standard of goodness, is obviously quite easy....
Quote #21606
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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The chief proof of mans greatness lies in his perception of his own smallness.
Quote #15216
Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
Quote #4430
The best armor is to keep out of range.