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There’s a sucker born every minute.
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A cynic is a man who, when he smells flowers, looks around for a...
Quote #20759
I suppose that I shall have to die beyond my means.
Quote #3642
The road to truth is long, and lined the entire way with annoying bastards
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Benson, you are so free of the ravages of intelligence
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Maturity is a bitter disappointment for which no remedy exists, unless laughter can be...
Quote #18079
Peter Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late, ah, I use...
Quote #27227
Success is never permanent, and failure is never final.
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He who wishes to exert a useful influence must be careful to insult nothing....
Quote #18560
We will have to repent in this generation not merely for the hateful words...