Quote #6121
An ostentatious man will rather relate a blunder or an absurdity he has committed,...
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One thing vampire children have to be taught early on is, don’t run with...
Quote #32616
Love truth but pardon error.
Quote #10008
Perpetual optimism is a force multiplier.
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Premenstrual Syndrome: Just before their periods women behave the way men do all the...
Quote #23186
The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until...
Quote #25253
It’s the good girls who keep diaries the bad girls never have the time.
Quote #29640
Our ambition should be to rule ourselves, the true kingdom for each one of...
Quote #16404
You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can’t get them across, your ideas...
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...