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Choose in marriage only a woman whom you would choose as a friend if...
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We must be willing to get rid of the life we’ve planned, so as...
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Statistics show that we lose more fools on this day than on all other...
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Nobody ever died of laughter.
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There are some people that if they don’t know, you can’t tell ‘em.
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You think your pains and heartbreaks are unprecedented in the history of the world,...
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Let each man exercise the art he knows.
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If I ask a woman if she has suffered sexual harassment, could this be...
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The test of every religious, political, or educational system is the man that it...
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All you umpires, back to the bleachers. Referees, hit the showers. It?s my game....