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An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before....
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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be...
Quote #28296
When you go to a party at somebody’s house, don’t automatically assume that the...
Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
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Tomatoes and oregano make it Italian; wine and tarragon make it French. Sour cream...
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Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can...
Quote #21051
Originality is a thing we constantly clamour for, and constantly quarrel with.
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Never raise your hand to your children; it leaves your midsection unprotected.
Quote #32996
I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
Quote #24499
Little said is soonest mended.