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Anger makes dull men witty, but it keeps them poor.
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Laughter is the shortest distance between two people.
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Maturity begins to grow when you can sense your concern for others outweighing your...
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The universal brotherhood of man is our most precious possession, what there is of...
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If you believe you can, you probably can. If you believe you won’t, you...