Quote #20202
The best-laid schemes o’ mice an ‘menGang aft agley.
Quote #19434
A hat should be taken off when you greet a lady and left off...
Quote #25014
Flatter me, and I may not believe you. Criticize me, and I may not...
Quote #12249
Be polite to all, but intimate with few.
Quote #224
The pendulum of the mind alternates between sense and nonsense, not between right and...
Quote #33813
What we call ‘Progress’ is the exchange of one nuisance for another nuisance.
Quote #32011
There is nothing more agreeable in life than to make peace with the establishment...
Quote #15880
Before every action ask yourself. Will this bring more monkeys on my back. Will...
Quote #1400
That man is the richest whose pleasures are the cheapest.
Quote #27850
The Net interprets censorship as damage, and routes around it.