Quote #31273
I’d walk through hell in a gasoline suit to play baseball.
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Understand that friends come and go, but with a precious few you should hold...
Quote #7654
He is not only dull himself, but the cause of dullness in others.
Quote #16886
Bad times have a scientific value. These are occasions a good learner would not...
Quote #2312
The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped...
Quote #24521
Many count their chickens before they are hatched and where they expect bacon, meet...
Quote #13999
Life is made up of constant calls to action, and we seldom have time...
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #10337
Fallacies do not cease to be fallacies because they become fashions.
Quote #13266
When you point your finger at someone, three fingers are pointing back at you.