Quote #11330
At Christmas play and make good cheer, For Christmas comes but once a year.
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At points of clarity, I realize that my life on earth is meaningless, and...
Quote #10327
It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how...
Quote #1456
Nothing is more pleasing and engaging than the sense of having conferred benefits. Not...
Quote #517
There is not one female comic who was beautiful as a little girl.
Quote #16115
Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well...
Quote #20571
A slight touch of friendly malice and amusement towards those we love keeps our...
Quote #4462
Great wisdom is generous; petty wisdom is contentious. Great speech is impassioned, small speech...
Quote #18305
The Joker Never rub another man’s rhubarb.
Quote #21488
Anyone who stops learning is old, whether at 20 or 80. Anyone who keeps...