Quote #13314
How fleeting are all human passions compared with the massive continuity of ducks.
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Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea — massive, difficult to...
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Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
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Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise.
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If you want to succeed you should strike out on new paths, rather than...
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It is not the fruits of scientific research that elevate man and enrich his...
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Now I shall return to my village and there will remain at the disposition...
Quote #17680
The sin they do two by two they must pay for one by one.
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True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get...
Quote #13116
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant “idiot”.